Before the beginning, I’m guessing God said, “Let there be me.”
“All I want is for the world to know who I am!”
Given we are promoted for things we do well, excel at what you love and avoid excelling at what you hate.
If you can’t get it done during business hours, you’re doing it wrong.
Happiness is a Schwinn Stingray bike equipped with high rise handlebars, grip steamers, a sissy bar and a banana seat.
According to Newton, a body moving in a straight line at a constant velocity is the same as a body at rest. So unless you’re changing your speed or your direction, you might as well be standing still.
The advent of the bathroom sink cup marks a turning point in our civilization. Before it, we were relegated to shoving our heads under the faucet like a bunch of animals.