Before the beginning, I’m guessing God said, “Let there be me.”
Quote
“All I want is for the world to know who I am!”
– Anonymous
Career Advice
Given we are promoted for things we do well, excel at what you love and avoid excelling at what you hate.
A Time to Work
If you can’t get it done during business hours, you’re doing it wrong.
Happiness
Happiness is a Schwinn Stingray bike equipped with high rise handlebars, grip steamers, a sissy bar and a banana seat.
Inertia
According to Newton, a body moving in a straight line at a constant velocity is the same as a body at rest. So unless you’re changing your speed or your direction, you might as well be standing still.
Civility
The advent of the bathroom sink cup marks a turning point in our civilization. Before it, we were relegated to shoving our heads under the faucet like a bunch of animals.
