To be more, need less.
Why sugarcoat, when the truth is so much sweeter?
Instead of stewing over past mistakes, let’s be grateful for all the new things we have yet to regret.
Thanks to the hands-free cell phone law, I can talk to myself alone in my car without other drivers thinking I’m nuts.
What’s acceptable during dark is not always so come dawn.
Recipe for a Universe:
Step 1: Mix one part Big with one part Bang.
Step 2: Stand back.
Confession: I sometimes disguise my blank stares with knowing nods.
Human To-Do List
*Note: Asterisked tasks are optional.
It’s more appetizing to see obstacles as carrots rather than sticks.
If my spiritual goal is to save myself, aren’t I too selfish to be saved?