Recipe for a Universe:
Step 1: Mix one part Big with one part Bang.
Step 2: Stand back.
Words prior to deeds are empty,
Words after good deeds are brags,
Doing good deeds are the only good deeds that we have.
- Grow up*
- Go to school*
- Get married*
- Get a job*
- Have kids*
*Note: Asterisked tasks are optional.
Given the choice, be on offense. They are the ones who know the plays – everyone else is just guessing.
Dear Mrs. Dumpty,
Sorry for your loss yesterday, but last month we had to lay off the wall security team in order to make room in the budget for all of my horses and all of my men.
Regards, The King
- Beauty Quick-Fix: Smile.
- Health Quick-Fix: Laugh.
- Wisdom Quick-Fix: Avoid Quick-fixes.
They say wine needs to breathe. But don’t pop the cork too early – it might get short of breath.